For just 8 bucks, I'll write and record a song for you!


What you get:

-1 personalized original rock song about any topic you fancy

-At-least a minute in length

-Creative Controls (optional):
Key-Words:
Hook Lyrics:
Time Signature:
Key/Mode:
Song Speed: choose turtle, human, or rabbit
Heaviness: choose 1 (not heavy) to 6 (fkn heavy)


And to sweeten the deal, I'm throwing in a download of my latest LP "A Normal Temporary Reaction to Life Events."


Thanks for your support!

Includes unlimited streaming of A Normal Temporary Reaction to Life Events via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.