Wet Toe Mistake

by Humans Etcetera

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This is an EP of mistakes.
The songs are all stupid and based on ridiculous ideas.
It's only by the powers of boredom and tactless mischievous creativity that this EP was made.

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released December 16, 2013

Christopher played, wrote, and recorded everything.

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Humans Etcetera Morgantown, West Virginia

Christopher Henry. 26, from West Virginia USA, living in Wenzhou China.

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Track Name: Cunning Linguist
I'll eat your baby.
Ew.
I'll take you to the zoo,
I'll let you play with a kangaroo.
I'll set you down at the table
and let you play with a puzzle.
I'll eat your baby.
I'll boil the bones clean.
I'll lick you so good
God, you're so tasty.
But first you gotta shower,
clean that filthy crud off.
I'll do it for about an hour.
I'll lick you so good.
Track Name: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dicks
Indiana Jones
and the Temple of
Dicks...
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dicks.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dicks.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dicks.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of
Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks.
Indiana Jones
and the Temple of
Dicks...
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dicks.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dicks.
String bean casserole
take me to your casserole.
String bean casserole
take me to your Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, David Hasselhoff.
String bean casserole
take me to your Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, David Hasselhoff.
String bean casserole
take me to your Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, David Hasselhoff.
String bean casserole
take me to your Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, David Hasselhoff.
Fuck you, David Hasselhoff.
Track Name: Help Me In Hong Kong
I’ve always wanted
to travel the world
but I've never had the means.
Until I learned about
Study Abroad,
it was only a dream.
It was only a dream.
It was only a dream.
I applied
this summer
to a school in China.
Yeah, I applied
this summer
for my first passport ever.
I pushed the papers around,
the bureaucracy,
I got all my forms,
they were in on time.
I paid for vaccines and even air conditioning.
I paid for linens on the bed.
But I didn't account
paying for the room with my student refund.
Now I'm short money for food.
What to do? What to do?
What can I do?
Tell me what to do?
Will somebody please tell me what to do?
I can't
JUST GIVE UP!
NO! I WON'T GIVE UP!
NO! I WON'T GIVE UP!
"A quick nickel is better than a fast dime."
I need your help,
I'm not ashamed to ask for help.
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Track Name: You've Given
instrumental, thank god.